two words

After being shuttled off to San Diego for a few days for an event our company was holding, I've realized how easy it all is. That is, how easy it is to ensure the success of any formal event. I can guarantee, with only two words, that no matter how shoddily organized the rest of an occasion may be, it will still leave at least a somewhat favorable impression upon your guests:

1) Open.

2) Bar.

Shake those insecurities, frustrations, and criticisms into a chilled lowball glass on the rocks, add a touch of club soda and a lime wedge for garnish. 

'Nuff said.