i would do...not very much, apparently.

Upon hearing the first few seconds of "Grenade" by Bruno Mars on the radio, I thought it was pretty catchy. And then I listened to the lyrics. I don't know what to really say about those lyrics, except that if I threw a live grenade at Bruno Mars, I would bet a lot of money that he wouldn't catch it - he would run the fuck away from it.

Here's the song in full:

While I can go on and on about what's wrong with this song and all other songs like it, I'll let Flight of the Conchords do that instead: